Ohhhhhh my gosh. This is totally going to be a girl post. Guys, just...just leave. I'm sorry.
Holy crap, I do not know whhhhhat my body is doing at the minute. Last week, I was up at 171 lbs. This has dropped to 167 lbs, probably because of the actual arrival of my girl "moon time?" What are we calling it around here. What euphemism do I want to use today? Also, through out the whole of last week, I wanted to RIP EVERYONE'S FACE OFF. I'm surprised anyone around me even has a face left. I was actually completely convinced that I was pregnant again because that's usually one of my first signals...this weird rage that comes from nowhere.
Main conversation in my house of the last week.
Minor upset
Me: *(&^&^@#$n@ @#)())))!!!!!
Colin: (softly, gently) Do you think you might have your period coming?
Me: MY FEELINGS ARE IN NO WAY INVALIDATED BY THIS POSSIBILITY!
Anywhoozle, so two negative pregnancy tests later:
Holy crap, I do not know whhhhhat my body is doing at the minute. Last week, I was up at 171 lbs. This has dropped to 167 lbs, probably because of the actual arrival of my girl "moon time?" What are we calling it around here. What euphemism do I want to use today? Also, through out the whole of last week, I wanted to RIP EVERYONE'S FACE OFF. I'm surprised anyone around me even has a face left. I was actually completely convinced that I was pregnant again because that's usually one of my first signals...this weird rage that comes from nowhere.
Main conversation in my house of the last week.
Minor upset
Me: *(&^&^@#$n@ @#)())))!!!!!
Colin: (softly, gently) Do you think you might have your period coming?
Me: MY FEELINGS ARE IN NO WAY INVALIDATED BY THIS POSSIBILITY!
Anywhoozle, so two negative pregnancy tests later:
Seriously, just watch the above. Girl is so talented. Also, my life for the past week.
So, anyways, this morning (of course, on an important, people filled, running around morning, my period shows up. I should mention that this is my second one since Dessa (who turns 1 in TWO DAYS, how is that possible???) so my uterus is obviously very very confused and is like...uh, shouldn't there be another baby in me?
No, uterus, there shouldn't be. Just because I make really cute babies...aww, what the hell, okay!
Wait, what was I saying?
No.
Anyways, it's gone from subtly hinting to stabbing me and trying to escape from the inside to find another woman who might grant it a cute little snugglybunny to wrap up and love and love and love--
STOP IT!
A boy this time?
NO.
Anyways, I think my hormones of out of whack. I may need to go see a doctor or something because ALL of my symptoms from the cystic acne to the cramps have been waaaay above the normal.
Anyways, I've been writing down all the stuff I've been eating and trying to stay around 100 or so carbs a day. It's definitely helped...I think more about what I'm putting in my mouth if I write it down, and judge it a little better when I have a target to shoot for.
Though I may have just sent my husband to McDonalds for a cheeseburger and a shake because I am strongly feeling the urge to EAT ALL THE THINGS!!!!!!!! Seriously, so hungry.
So, I'm going to continue with my writing stuff down and this time, I'm going to add in some walking because it's getting so much warmer out. I'll start small, two walks this we